The Toilet-needy Show

Last night, he updated me on their latest progress. Apparently, diarrhoea has striked the whole family and they are literally fighting with one another for toilets now.

The relationship between everyone is now very strained. Drained of all energy, most of the time is now spent either staring at each other or fiercely eying the toilet. Suddenly, dad says....

"we NEED to get a new toilet."

Everyone stares at Dad with their eyes wide open....

4th Sister says, "Dad! You're the best!" All the children nod their heads in unison except ... dad who realises that they've all run out of toilet paper! Mom then came up with an ingenious idea, "We can use our fingers!"

Everyone nodded their heads in agreement other than little brother who seems to have his concern, "Eee mummy very gross!You all stomachache till siao already? I think all we need to do is go see a doctor lar! Quick let's go!"

Unbelievably the only one who has some sense is actually the little boy.

Elder sister can't bear it anymore so she went to the bathroom behind the cafe somewhere around the corner of her house. The long anticipated wait was over....

As she walked out of the bathroom confident and relieved, she saw a face so familiar, a scent so unforgetable, a feeling so strong. It's... It's Jon...

Jon moved faster and faster towards elder sister, passion and fear sets in at the distance gets nearer. Elder sis walked up to Jon, "I thought you would never come back" said Elder Sister.

"Not when its without you my lil smiley. Do you blame me?" cried Jon.

Elder sister just sprang foward and fell into the arms of Jon, they gazed at each other in the eye. Then elder sis found the wetness on her lips, she felt the adrenaline rush.....

She had wetted her pants again.